What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
How do I develop the patience to read books?
Make Nazis afraid again!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Why do White people love dogs more than humans?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Why did you choose not to join Mensa?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.